Ladies who know how to groove

THE RABBIT ON THE PULPIT

Part 12 “Ladies who know how to groove”

Life, you see is a sea of happiness,
Seamlessly like Kyamuretsire,
Who, upon filling his tummy,
Went amidst the compound,
Proclaiming victory,
And burnt his granary..
He starved pereniary,
Kyamuretsire, amara kweiguta,
Aza omukibuga,
Atondora eigosi,
Abaana basheka,
Ngu’ twabona enyama,
Yokuza kurya,
Etarimu eigufa!!!
 
In 1999, i went to club Silk,
So silly, with Slyvia,
And took one or two beers,
With my peers…
Oh dear…
 
She wriggled her waist like from west,
Bewildering the rest,
Especially Lwasa Mpija,
The boy from Masaka who loved gonja,
And nsenene,
At times with Ffene,
He was from the clan of Ffumbe,
Togather with Fenekansi
 
Then we ended up at Chez Johnson,
Took two or three Jamson,
Wiith Jonathan,
The boy whose mouth relayed lugambo,
With Ssemambo,
Mambo bado!
There was Jamilah who shook her body,
Like this earth quake in Indonesia,
Men began to pocket,
Like the rooster,
Spoiled for choice… aishi!
 
We settled at Mama Kakyaala,
In Katanga,
Having gone to kukyaala,
With malala,
From Mbarara…
Some reggea mafin middle aged woman,
Wriggled her waist like a wasp,
Bonelessly evoking some roma-ntics,
Like a tick was about to stick to the cow,
We looked on cawordly,
Regretting why we could not afford,
To make her drunk for a one nignt prunk!
We tanked..
Till we thought one was two or three..:
 
We ended up at Bamuda,
And found Bakunda,
And some public cartoon,
Unleashing some rare strokes,
Girls, dancing while legs were apart,
Men, inter-locking, in- between, and besides,
Like bricks to morter,
Carelessly caressing,
Singing and singing endlesly..
Provoking, the ghosts in my head!
 
We loved, women who knew,
Above all, how to groove,
Like Kafiti,
The village Wag..
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